The Evil Fairy

Since aaaaall the other stuff from the old other stuff section is lost in the old forum I though it'd be nice to revive this section with a game. I introduce:




The rules are simple:
- the first player begins with a wish
- the second player fullfills the wish - but in an evil way.

Example:
(e.g. Apfelbrot:) I wish me luck
(e.g. Guest:) You will get luck - for one hour, for the rest of your life you'll be unlucky!

After fullfilling the previous wish you can go on with your own wish - and wait for the Evil Fairy. Har-har-har.


I will start:

I wish to be rich.

You will be rich but everyone will get in your house and rape you ihihihihhihihihi,i don't have enough creativity lol

You'll be rich - for 1 day, after that somebody will steal your money and all of your precious things and will kill ya.  

(will take that as your wish, Destroya) You will be very creative in future and even become an artist - but nobody will like your art and you will die unknown and never be remembered.

@everyone: you have to post your own wish after answering  

You'll be rich... joke, you won't be lul:farao: 

I wish to be a snail.

You are a snail already. Buhehe.

I wish to become a table.

Apfelbrot wrote:You are a snail already. Buhehe.

I wish to become a table.

You will become a table for some hours,after that i will destroy you for pick up some wood

I wish to be a star *-*

You'll become a star - for 1 week, after that, accidental, a policeman will kill ya cause he'll guess that you're a gangsta and your fans will forget about you.      

I wish to be a tv.

You will become a tv. A nice small tube tv, you'll end up lonely and dusty in a boring storeroom. Congratulations!  

Thanks for picking me as an example, Markot.

Nice game there, here is my wish :

I wish to have Albert Einstein's brain

@Apfelbrot:

Oh well, sorry about that.
However: here you have Einstein's brain. Enjoy your meal!  

I wish that I'll never again forget that.  

@Viper: You're welcome, but actually everybody sees his/her own name there.

Oh yes, I completely forgot about that.

You'll never forget to add your own wish to your post...


.. but it'll be the only thing you'll ever remember!

Meanwhile I wish to be the "Good Fairy".

Check this before answering!!!!!!!!:

- You won't be a Good Fairy, becuase you have to be a fairy to become a Good Fairy.
... I wish to become a god. hue

You will be a bottle of water but 5 seconds after Bonzo will drink you licking your water with his long yellow magic tongue.

I wish to have more 10 wishes.

You will have those wishes, but none of them will come true.

I wish to have the long yellow magic tongue Fairy was talking about.

- Dreaming isn't allowed for you. (I won this round, lel  )
I wish to get an icecream on a hot day!

You will be an afroman,but then will come a crazy barber to cut your hairs.
I wish to be dc

You will be DC for one sec., then... disconnected?
I wish to be a New Topic.

you'll be the president of Egypt but then you'll be a victim of a terrorism act and you'll burned by the crashed airplane flames.

I wish I can revive my grandma :l