Funniest moments that happened to you in real life

@Ontopic
Once, me and my friend were driving down the hill (which was very steep and we like driving fast) with our bicycles. When we were getting closer to the end, my friend tried to stop but he started yelling "MY BRAKES BROKE" but he was lucky and stopped the bike with his feet before hitting the wall

@ONtopic
Once, I was with friend ridding with bike, Suddenly there was downhill.I had maximum speed.Then cars come in front of me.I pressed brake but my bike did a loop .. And I crash to the ground.My friend was f**king laughing while I was almost dying , well I was crying and in same time laughing , with little rocks on my leg , and blood ...

bikes are spewky

Yep

simarikano wrote:bikes are spewky

Motorbikes are, but bicycles are the best.

Oh Riplecs, there are 2 bounty hunters in us.de hehe, I were always dreaming going to my friend's apartments and there, locked to wall was a huge gorilla, I haven't dreamed something worse.

simarikano wrote:

Elfing wrote:

Riplecs wrote:I put sh!t on Guest F4ck you Guest

That stopped being funny after the 60th time.

^
EsSe, Riplecs used {USER.NAME} command, don't worry he just tried to be funny but failed

Im not funny :|

gamu5 wrote:And its riplecs fault.
Rips, do I need to mention this?
https://fwsserver.forumotion.com/u943
https://fwsserver.forumotion.com/u944

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Funniest moment? My friend told me to put his bike hard and when he realise his brakes was stuck, he fell to a sewage place

Your expectations of such functionality coming from a chimpanzee is quiet interesting, comrade.

Soushiant.iR wrote:Your expectations of such functionality coming from a chimpanzee is quiet interesting, comrade.

*crispy sound of burning flesh*
 BUUUUUUUUUUUUURN

gamu5 wrote:

Make it even bigger, goddamn. o.o

PS:

The funniest moment that happened in my real life was yesterday, when my class "revenged" on my class master.
Actually, my class master "punished" my class bcz we didn't go to classes 2 days in a row (that punish was consisting for boys to wear a tie and for girls to don't make up their faces) and yesterday, we decided to change the roles: girls worn ties and boys made up their faces. Our class master was very impressed and canceled the punish.
Btw, it was strange in the same time bcz in my classroom are 27 girls and only 7 boys and when we did what I said above, 27 girls became boys and 7 boys became girls.

What's a class master?
A class representative or the master who has the ownership of other students?

kazma wrote:What's a class master?
A class representative or the master who has the ownership of other students?

I think it is like their main teacher just like in my class. Sorry if i am mistaking

I'd like to show that guy monkie that he don't knows everything. He's trying to show off as good wing chun kung fu ace haha

sima wrote:I think it is like their main teacher just like in my class. Sorry if i am mistaking

Actually, you're right.

Riplecs wrote:I put sh!t on Guest F4ck you Guest

...WHY THE FCK DID IT HAVE TO BE ME???

On topic:My everyday?Really,where I go,even the most normal person on the world would become crazy.

wardog300 wrote:

Riplecs wrote:I put sh!t on Guest F4ck you Guest

...WHY THE FCK DID IT HAVE TO BE ME???

it's a username command, each user will see their own username, not yours

I know that.

wardog300 wrote:I know that.

Now, this is a troll!

Today, I went up to the second floor of my house and I saw my outdoor cat chillin' in my chair. He was all like: "gg no re my chair"

Last night I had a stupid dream:
I was somewhere, in a park, and a guy was sitting on a bench and was talking stupid things. I tried to have a discussion with him, but I couldn't because he was very ret@rded:
Guy: - Bench, coin, stone, tree... The criminal is near us..
Me: - Dude, what criminal are you talking about?
Guy: - I can offer my services to you and catch the criminal.
Me: - Dude, are you ret@rded? Who's the criminal?
Guy: - Yh, you're right. I'm a nab, I can do nothing. Please, call my dad and tell him how much ret@rded I am...
Me: - Man, are you ok?
Guy: - Leave me alone! Did you hear me? Leave me alone or I'll cut you!
Me: - You'll cut me with what? Try it!
And after that, he took out a ruler, made me a scratch on the leg and run from me.
Me: - Dude, I don't know who are you, but you're very ret@rded.
Then, he tried to throw the ruler on a guy who was driving his scouter, but he failed.
Suddenly, 6 police cars were on the street, they stopped, the cops came out from them and started saying to us: "Don't move!". I thought that they wanted to take that ret@rded guy to jail, but I found that they tried to catch a dog (a bichon exactly) which stole a ring.
After this dream, I woke up laughing and my bro was in the same time in my room and asked me:
"- Bro, did you dream again that you had sex with our aunt?" , and I was in that moment smth as: "- What da fuk?"

Dimi wrote:
"- Bro, did you dream again that you had sex with our aunt?"

plot twist the guy was your aunt

Mew~ wrote:

Dimi wrote:
"- Bro, did you dream again that you had sex with our aunt?"

plot twist the guy was your aunt

http://inception.davepedu.com/