Doghouse Vip Apply. [Rejected!]

Hello Everybody,

Im here to make a vip apply    

1.Real Name: Kevin

2.USGN ID: 75742

3.Country: Denmark

4.Nickname: crystallized

5.Time Zone: Time Zone is GMT+1

6.Why I want to be V.I.P: I want to be vip because I love the hats and I need a color  

7.How many languages you speak: English

8.How long you play CS2D: Since 2010

9.How well is your English: 9/10

10.Other information you want to add:
My name is Kevin . I'm 17 years old . I'm from Denmark . I'm a student .I play cs2d from about 5 years, so I'm little bit exprenced . I played in this server for a really long time..i can play for 5h everyday . As you can see, my english won't be a problem. I hope, that I'll get a chance

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My brain says welcome but my hax say that you're another castin timbirleyk

castin timbirleyk? = False

Justin Timberlake = True

I'm Crystal and Crsytallized

And you're from Turkey right?

No , Read my apply . I'm from Denmark

I'm not going to involve hax in this, yet
So are you telling me that you and your life are not related to Turkey at all? I mean just tell me if stuff like these are happening in your life.

'' I'm from United States Of America '' I did not say I'm sitting AMERICA Mad
But my mother live in Turkey I'm with my mother .

Soushiant.iR wrote:My brain says welcome but my hax say that you're another  castin timbirleyk

i giggled for minutes :3

Yeah, me too. Seems, you're turkish that don't speak English too well. So many "I" and "I am".

1-He can't speak Englando well
2-Turkish people can't speak Englando well
3-He is Turkish
wow thx
Take a look at Denying the antecedent and the List of fallacies if you're interested in making decisions like dat.

Mister Einstein? Nice formulas

Soushiant.iR wrote:
2-Turkish people can't speak Englando well

wht did u say? tlk 2 my fays m8?
u wanna 360 ?

You guys didn't get that I was simplifying what someone else said while being sarcastic a bit.
But now I regret it. Dear BountyHunter, that's not the way you should judge people by. You better improve your way of thinking by looking at those web pages I am leading you to. Read those and learn how to think. And by the way, those are not formulas my not-educated-enough friend. And at last never forget that every nation has its own good and bad people. And for you, all my dear Turkish friends, don't answer hatred with hatred. Like that I can now call you a Pre-judgemental person but I won't. AND I ABSOLUTELY WON'T YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN DON'T YOU? There's always a better way to work things out

@topic: welp, he's not answering. I'm done here.

Seems, the guy is bored of waitimg till I'll be mentally sober again... (you should waot more..)
Anyways, based on the above, rejected.